Friday, August 6, 2010

..."Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"...

... my day started didn't started with the good ritual today... i was pissed off and it was not even 0630!!! ... and it is such a trivial matter that i can't even mention it at such a platform... neways... i tried a lot NOT to spoil my day because of it... and even though now i remember reading in my daily forecast in the newspaper about the upcoming 'trouble with colleagues in office'... i kept my calm... and let the music 'take on my nerves'... and of course my car was all washed up ... :-) ...

... but as they say ... it will strike when you are least prepared ... the bolt struck me... in the rabbit's cabin... i was given head start by SRW on wednesday about this issue (let's call it Katrina) brewing on... and to some extent i tried to resolve other (equally) important work on thursday and thought of working on Katrina, still at the horizon and heading towards me, on friday onwards... after some breather...

...and today ... pretty early in the morning ... i was already full with my day's quota of work... calmly put into my lap by rabbit... when i got the phone call from SRW ... he reminded me of the urgency about Katrina and i immediately started working on it... when i was called by rabbit in his cabin, the messenger was his pet tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo ... i walked in with my usual confidence... head high shoulders straight and spring in the walk...

... and then started blah-blah-blah and i had to answer blah-blah-blah ... and there was some more Blah-Blah-Blah ... and i replied with Blah-Blah-Blah ... and then there was some calm... the 'solution' was provided by rabbit... and i suggested some improvisation which involved rabbit's pet the tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo... and while i agreed for the long term solution...the short term solution... the fire extinguisher involved tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo ... and while we were in the rabbit's cabin he nodded with scary resemblance of that of a daug! ... and we walked towards our respective seats...

... and then this tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo came to my seat and asked "tum kya keh rahe the wahan pe? mujhe samjha nahi"... and i wanted to say that you tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core agar samjha nahi to wahan kyon nahi poocha?" ...

... lekin office ki maan maryada ko dyan mein rakhte hue maine apne upar kaabu kiya aur fir conversation thoda progressive banane ki koshish ki... lekin tabhi tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo ke super-duffer excuses ko sun kat mera fuse ud gaya... and then the conversation became almost free-for-all-use-all-mouthful ... almost free-for-all-use-all-mouthful ...

... i walked away... and one glassful of cold water and one facewash later the day progressed with cold glares and mincing teeth...

... had it not been SRW's arse on the line-of-fire i wud have taught tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo some lesson in the art of taking responsibility...

... to end this post on a lighter note... here is the saar of Ramayana::


Poori RAMAYAN biwiyon ki kahani hai...

Laxman apni biwi ghar pe chhodkar chala aya.

Rawan doosre ki utha ke fas gaya.

Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhundhne mein Lanka jala dali.

Ram ko apni wapas laane ke liye 10 din tak war karni Padi.WapasLake
bhi kya mila?

Ek dhobi ne apni biwi ko wapas ghar mein nahin liya,to Ram ne apniwali
ko out kar diya.

Aur end mein kya hua?

Jis biwi ke karan itni badi ramayan hui wo to underground chali gayi!

Abhi socho,itna jhamela hua kayko?

Kyun ki Dashrath ki 3 biwiyan thi!

4 comments:

  1. one honest question: how successful this "tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo" is in your office? atleast comparatively....

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  2. and yes, who's playing pope ? '-P

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  3. I so so so like the title... and hey, whats wrong with you... why didnt you give that "tail-wagging-arse-licking-ever-depressing-pessimistic-duffer-to-the-core kongo", a kick in the butt... huh..!! didnt expect this from you... Stop cribbing and be a man..!!

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  4. @vikz: not much... he is the epitome of dufferness! :p

    @chanz: i think u r right... i have to take the duffer by the horns! :D

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