Wednesday, March 10, 2010

..." i like the way you move; i like to see you groove; uff teri nazar, it says i want to dance with you"...

...i guess i have cracked the reason why i have not been able to write on some 'serious' posts... i mean Fear, Spirituality, God (and Goddesses!), Budget, Computers, Relationships and blah blah... the reason is simple and it was not exactly a complicated AI algorithm to deduct... at some point of time we all get answers to the problems and issues we are facing or were facing for quite some time... we may have tried harder earlier to know why things are happening the way they are happening...and then something churns in those grey cells and a smile appears... u know why it happened ... u know why... or at least u think that you now know why...

... i was watching 'Up in the Air' yesterday nite... got the inspiration from a friend's FB status and the tirade of comments about George Clooney... it was very late in nite... i mean if u r starting a movie after 1am... after the entire day and partial nite in office... it weighs u down... and while i wud admit that George is one of the smartest bloke this planet has seen, i wud also like to admit that i was hooked by 'Alex' and i guessed her 'status' pretty soon in the movie.... am i that good or it was obvious for everyone? ...

... and i wud really like to write my views on God as a woman... just need to make some time for it... i guess She is deliberately keeping me busy so that i can't disclose this to the world! ;-) ...

... some one forwarded this to me::

We don't understand Women : Their "Whatever" "Anything" OR "You Decide"

1 . (Whatever)

Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men: All right, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..

... and if u r still wondering for the answer that i 'found' as to why i am not able to write upon serious topics... well... i am just being lazy...


  1. i'll tell you what.. women are misunderstood every time.. its just that men cannot understand what a woman says, they blame her for saying things like this.. aaaarrgghhhhhhhh... MEN.. MEN.. MEN..

  2. "and then something churns in those grey cells and a smile appears... u know why it happened ..."

    aisa mere sath kyu nhi hota??? :@

    anyway...i think the kind of girl they mention in such emails doesnt exist...we are very sure of what we want :)

  3. @Chanz: first i thought u r commenting on my movie 'review' ... and then ... my grey cells (only 1411 left!) did some movements in my spacious head... and ... i realised that it is on the silly forward... perhaps men's inability to understand women can result in such email forwards... i posted for... err... well... ummm.. amusement?

  4. @Garima: how many grey cells do u have? :P

  5. Based on your statement and the fact I hardly see myself solving such mysteries of life.... I guess 1.411 :-l

  6. awww! i guess u have some better things to do than solve 'mysteries of life' ... :D

  7. my point has been proved... Btw your grey cells count has reduced (1409 left).. so there will be less movement now.. :P

  8. ... lesser cells in same volume will lead to more movement... i guess... ah! women! :P

  9. ummm... yeah.. bt the size of the brain will also reduce.. You know it'll shrink.. okay dont ask me questions about who said the volume will get reduced.. I did.. No more questions.. :D